10 Reasons why a kitten is better than a human baby
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- Veterinarians have evening hours.
- Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie theater with its
crying. Heck, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if
you don't, you don't even have to worry about whether or not the sitter is
available tonight.
- Your kitten won't grow out of those cute, but expensive clothes
within three months.
- Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.
- You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering how you are
going to finance your kitten's college education.
- No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you don't want to
breast feed your kitten.
- No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle
your kitten.
- No one will accuse you of destroying the moral fabric of the
country if you aren't married to the father of your kitten. In fact,
nobody will ever ask you if you know who the father is.
- No one will question your abilities to function normally at your job
when they hear you just got a kitten.
- You only have to change a litter box once a day. (Unless you have a
cat named Henry, who insists it be changed after EVERY use! >^,,^< )
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